May 2013
catswithbenefits:
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
textpoops:
vampirevvekend:
*touches a ball* did i do the sport
shavingryansprivates:
striderstesticle:
shavingryansprivates:
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
told u
durnesque-esque:
oodlyenough:
passion:
how to have a flat stomach
remove all of your organs
Step 2. Moisturize.
rehability:
hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday
celebrate-the-magic:
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
*high fives your ass*
weirdteenblogger:
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
svveden:
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
tyleroakley:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and...
slydiggers:
formuioli:
slydiggers:
i am on the internet 34 hours a day
wrong!!!!!!
youre right its actually 35
pfefferi:
the word radical reminds me of this cup
fruitpacks:
yolotov-cocktail:
fruitpacks:
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
even better
kallascorchrazor:
kallascorchrazor:
if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote
pkmncoordinators:
Do you ever just stare at a character and want to reach out and stroke their face and say
you have such a beautiful character design
teenagesophiebennett:
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
vvaddles:
theselener:
vvaddles:
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
heirofmedusa:
thepanduchessofshade:
barbiewitch:
when people say they don’t date black girls what i hear is “i’m not interested in the baddest bitches on the planet i enjoy mediocrity and green bean casserole during the holidays and milk with my pasta and keds”
-cries-
lilyjoy30-impala:
mrswincestiel:
casadelnovak:
peeing while on ur period more like
I’m sorry but I fucking died.
So did everyone on Supernatural.
viria:
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
don’t give up so easy dudes
you just try to draw some nude
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
peachofcake:
Something I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to completely wrap my mind around is that the past wasn’t in black and white or in grainy and bland colors and it wasn’t painted on a canvas and it wasn’t just words printed in a text book. Like, history was real and vivid and just as alive as we are and that’s pretty amazing.
